Ubisoft, during the week of Black Friday, sold 1 million dance games, the big jerks. Oh, and apparently 700,000 of those games were Just Dance 3. Who do they think they are?
“The popularity of Ubisoft’s dance games continues to gain momentum as these games appeal to a wide variety of consumers…” said big jerkface Tony Key, Ubisoft’s senior vice president of sales, marketing and rubbing it in our poor faces. “…because they are fun to play alone or with friends and family.”
Oh, and get this! These are the big dumbheads who released The Black Keys Experience! Yeah!
Ubisoft, jerks as they are, wish to continue making cool dance games after making money hand-over-foot with The Michael Jackson Experience last year while still bolstering their impressive list of hardcore titles. Of course they do. Jerks.